Hilary Duff, tween goddess and burgeoning cottage industry, has the wholesome market cornered. If she were any more wholesome, in fact, she would tip her sweetness and light self into a cloying self-parody, a cross, if you will, between Doris Day and one of those Raphael cherubs that took the mass market by storm a… Read More »
HOUSE OF WAX
My favorite moment in HOUSE OF WAX comes when Carly (Elisha Cuthbert), our heroine in peril, is fleeing from the crazy person who is brandishing the sharp and dangerous something or other and she smacks right into the wall of the eponymous house. I like it because under the circumstances, that’s what would probably happen.… Read More »